Belly Shirts

Quote of the Day: About the TV show Charmed. “This show has the worst special effects ever … but the girls wear belly shirts so I still watch it.”

Pretty Face

Quote of the Day: Woman: “Is there something on my face?” Man: “The only thing on your face is pretty.”

Get Your Buzz On

Quote of the Day: Our neighbor came over and gave me an update on her child that was sick and in the hospital just a day ago. “She's doing better, we spent last night in the hospital, they said she has Pneumonia. You see how small she is? The Doctors say she needs a Thyroid transplant … Hey we're going to cook some steaks and get a 'Buzz On' if we you want to come over you are more than welcome.”

Wisdom of Fly Fishing

Quote of the Day: A buddy of mine explains fly fishing: "It helps to remember that this is a game of long bouts of failure spotted with intermittent successes realized for no apparent reason."

Chicken Vindaloo

Quote of the Day: Overheard at the India restaurant. Woman: “What is that on your shirt?” Man: “Hmmm, it's either Chicken Vindaloo or a booger. Pretty tasty whatever it is.”