The Nurse

Quote of the Day: A conversation with a nurse. Me: "What exactly will this test tell us?" Nurse: "Well we'll compare these ones results with them ones and it will tell us a lot of stuff."

Momma

Quote of the Day: “Momma, if I take my medication can I come back home?”

Chicken Teeth

Quote of the Day: My three year old nephew says to his Dad. “Dad, can we go on our nature walk? I won't even take the chicken out of my teeth.” I'm not sure exactly what he meant by that but it I like it.

Feel the Music

Quote of the Day: “You know one of the bad things about getting older? If you see a woman bouncing along at a party, you don't really know if she's bopping to the music or has Parkinson's.”

I Ain't Drunk

Quote of the Day: “No officer I'm not slurring my words … I'm just speaking in cursive.”

Hey It's Cooler

Quote of the Day: It's been a hot and humid summer. A woman opens a window to talk to someone outside. Woman: “Hey it cooled off … it's pretty nice outside. Oh wait, I'm standing over the A/C vent.”

Cute Girl

Quote of the Day: Porter: “Do you remember that cute, stupid girl talking about how she wanted to save animals?” Bill: “No I was too busy looking at her ass.”