Pretty Face

Quote of the Day: Woman: “Is there something on my face?” Man: “The only thing on your face is pretty.”

Get Your Buzz On

Quote of the Day: Our neighbor came over and gave me an update on her child that was sick and in the hospital just a day ago. “She's doing better, we spent last night in the hospital, they said she has Pneumonia. You see how small she is? The Doctors say she needs a Thyroid transplant … Hey we're going to cook some steaks and get a 'Buzz On' if we you want to come over you are more than welcome.”

Wisdom of Fly Fishing

Quote of the Day: A buddy of mine explains fly fishing: "It helps to remember that this is a game of long bouts of failure spotted with intermittent successes realized for no apparent reason."

Chicken Vindaloo

Quote of the Day: Overheard at the India restaurant. Woman: “What is that on your shirt?” Man: “Hmmm, it's either Chicken Vindaloo or a booger. Pretty tasty whatever it is.”

How'd that get there?

Quote of the Day: "I've spilled a lot of things on my shirts over the years, but can someone explain how did I got peanut butter on my shoulder?"

Day Shift

Quote of the Day: “No, no, no you can't do that. I have nothing against strip clubs, but noon on a Monday? Day shift at a strip club ... you can't un-see that.”

Jack LaLanne

Quote of the Day: "In honor of Jack LaLanne I just juiced four breakfast burritos. R.I.P."