You have a purdy sink

Quote of the Day: While on my weekend fishing trip my buddy was impressed with the better than average drain in the bathroom sink. “I was washing my glasses but now I'm thinking about having sex with the sink.”

Slim Jim

Quote of the Day: Comes from The Hot Dog Lady. “My sisters stomach was upset so I gave her some Cherry Pie and a Slim Jim. Hopefully she can keep that down.”

Hotel Respect

Quote of the Day: “This motel seems like a great place to lose your self respect.”

Angry T-Shirt

Quote of the Day: This quote came from a conversation when the guys were comparing plumbing stories. “Why would someone be so angry at a t-shirt that they would flush it?”

Rock Cleaning

Quote of the Day: While fishing an 11 year old says to a 40 year old while he's snagged on a rock. “Hey Mr ... you land that rock and I'll clean it for you.”

Hammock

Quote of the Day: This was a Facebook update from one of Porter's friends. Just the best ever. "Just gave Rob a pain pill and about to change his nostril hammock. Hopefully the oozing will be better tomorrow."

Buffet

Quote of the Day: “I've come to realize that buffet restaurants are the watering hole of the stupid.”

Pill Box

Quote of the Day: “You know you're getting old when you keep track of the days of the week by what compartment you open on your pill box.”

Class

Quote of the Day: “The great thing about going to class with all women is that they constantly bitch and complain so we get out of class early most of the time.”

Good Dog

Quote of the Day: “I'm a pretty good dog, but if you don't pet me every once in a while, it's tough to keep me under the porch.”

Apology

Quote of the Day: In my dream last night Grandpa Dave farted in front of a woman and she was embarrassed. His apology: “I'm sorry mam, I thought you were from Kentucky.”