Friday, March 25, 2011

How'd that get there?

Quote of the Day: "I've spilled a lot of things on my shirts over the years, but can someone explain how did I got peanut butter on my shoulder?"

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Day Shift

Quote of the Day: “No, no, no you can't do that. I have nothing against strip clubs, but noon on a Monday? Day shift at a strip club ... you can't un-see that.”