Wednesday, May 19, 2010

What do you drink?

Quote of the Day: Grandpa Dave in the Doctors office. Nurse: “Sir when you drink do you drink beer, liquor or wine?” GD: “Yeah, I drink them all, but not all at once.”

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Toilet Paper

Quote of the Day: Grandpa Dave: "I don't much like going to the grocery store but I'm on my last roll of toilet paper. I better go before I have to use the shower curtain."

Friday, May 14, 2010


Quote of the Day: Bill: “Why don't you laugh at my jokes?” Porter: “I do laugh at your jokes.” Bill: “No you just chuckle … I want you to laugh so hard you have an aneurysm.”

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Rain Gear

Quote of the Day: “On some level isn't it stupid to be washing your rain gear?”

Monday, May 10, 2010

The Sniffer

Quote of the Day: I realized you don't hear this quote everyday, but these words were actually spoken in our house this morning. “Bexar get out of her ass.”

Friday, May 7, 2010

The Smoker

Quote of the Day: A conversation with Grandpa Dave. Me: “Grandpa Dave when you gonna stop smoking?” Grandpa Dave: “About the time that you throw some dirt on my face … that's about as close as I can figure.”

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Not so sad

Quote of the Day: Grandpa Dave after reading the obituary section of the paper. "Oh buddy, this is really sad, a guy I've known ever since I was little just passed away ... come to think of it, no one really liked him so I guess it's not that sad."

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Country Boy

Quote of the Day: Comes from friend Ben in Texas. "You know your a country boy when you have to mow your driveway.”