Royal Moose

Quote of the Day - Me: "Hey Dad I didn't know your club was the Royal Order of the Moose." Grandpa Dave: "It's more like the Royal Order of the Dump."

Dietician

Quote of the Day: Grandpa Dave - "Saturday I had a 300 lb Dietician come over to house to tell me to eat more turkey instead of bacon ... I just laughed."

Pretty Girls

Quote of the Day: Grandpa Dave - "There's nothing better than a pretty girl ... except maybe two pretty girls."

Sandpaper

Quote of the Day: "I'm not being the one overly sensitive here." Says the sandpaper to the wood.