Saturday, June 26, 2010


Quote of the Day: Big John: “If you can't cut the mustard … you can at least lick the lid.”

Friday, June 25, 2010

The Big One

Quote of the Day: While on a fishing trip. Big John: “Did you hear what I caught today?” Travis: “No you haven't bragged about it yet.”

Friday, June 11, 2010


Quote of the Day: Me: “You didn't even watch five minutes of the movie … what's the matter didn't you like Inglourious Basterds?” Her: “No … I thought it was going to be a comedy.”

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Trash Can

Quote of the Day: From the Ron and Fez Show. Ron: “At your funeral there will be only two pallbearers.” Fez: “Two?” Ron: “Yes ... there's only two handles on a trash can.”

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Conversation with Nupper

Quote of the Day: A conversation with my fishing buddy Nupper. Me: “Don't make me call your wife again.” Nupper: “Hopefully the next time you call my wife it’ll be to tell her the last time you saw me I was headed north, across the border, in a boat, with three young stunning topless Indian nymphos ... Jack in hand. Me: “or that you fell in the fire.”

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Big Toilet

Quote of the Day: A little boy walked out into the water, bent down and yelled to his friends. "Guys look, I'm in a toilet."