Hey It's Cooler

Quote of the Day: It's been a hot and humid summer. A woman opens a window to talk to someone outside. Woman: “Hey it cooled off … it's pretty nice outside. Oh wait, I'm standing over the A/C vent.”

Cute Girl

Quote of the Day: Porter: “Do you remember that cute, stupid girl talking about how she wanted to save animals?” Bill: “No I was too busy looking at her ass.”