Sunday, December 5, 2010

Headache


Quote of the Day: Woman: “My head hurts ... I've got a little bit of congestion and it feels like my spine has been severed.” Man: “A couple aspirin should take care of it?”

Friday, December 3, 2010

Nice Bag


Quote of the Day: “Honey, dinner was great.” Woman: “Yeah … it was from a bag.”