Doggie Laxiative

Quote of the Day: “Have you ever noticed that fresh cut grass is like a doggie laxative?”

Cancer Sucks

Quote of the Day: While visiting with a neighbor who's been sick with colon cancer. Me: “So your tractor is fixed and all set.” Neighbor: “I need to go to the bathroom and I don't know if I'm gonna make it.” Me: “Would you like me to leave or do you need some help?” Neighbor: “Too late.”