I started posting my Quotes of the Day on Facebook in the summer of 2009. Now I post them here for all to enjoy. So enjoy.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Quote of the Day: While Grandpa Dave was paying the bill after lunch at Hooter's. Nephew: "Grandpa Dave are you gonna give that waitress a big tip hoping she gives you her phone number?" Grandpa Dave: "I might as well, I can't dance and it's too late to plow."